When you’re in the middle of writing a sentence and accidently press send
when you bottom for the first time after being a top all your life
Watching Pokémon on Saturday mornings as a kid
Fandom: The Bible
“‘shit why am i in space.’ Jesus wondered.”
how do astronauts say they’re sorry?
We dont apologize.
we are perfect.
nasa i know of at least 2 exploded spaceships that beg to differ
is ellen even hosting or is she just hanging out with famous people
my chinese students really love english profanity because they dont get in trouble for it
i try to just ignore it so they don’t get a reaction and keep using it
but today during a creative writing exercise, a character was arguing with a dragon, and the kids needed to decide what the character would yell
this one kid raises his hand and calmly submits his suggestion of “f*ck you, you foolish dragon motherf*cker”
i dont know its just
its difficult not to react to that